Dun burn' me a CD
I’ve just finished burning a new miscellaneous driving mix CD. If anyone’s interested, here are my current favourite songs to listen to:
1. Lighthouse – The Waifs
Friends introduced me to this group when I was renting in Wicklow. I love this album, it reminds me of chatting in the sun over a bottle of wine.
2. Run – Air
I don’t know. This repetitive sound attracts me. It’s nice driving music.
3. 50 Ways to Leave your Lover – Paul Simon
Because it’s just a great song. Full stop.
4. Somewhere over the rainbow – Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
I don’t have cable, but every now and then there’s a hype that infects radio stations stemming from some ad or other on tv. This is my latest favourite. There is always the recent cover of ‘Let’s Dance’ done in a sexy young wan’s voice, but you just can’t beat David Bowie. He has sinister tones in his music that can’t be reproduced.
5. Cradle to the Grave – 2Pac
I’ve never given this dude a chance. I keep hearing about how he was a modern Shakespeare and a true genius, but I’m just not so keen on rap. I’m willing to give this track a shot though. If anyone has any better 2Pac songs, please let me know!
6. Bleeding me – Metallica
This song is just so dark, with a great riff in the middle you just can’t bate. Also has nice memories paperclipped to it, also is good driving music.
7. White Man in Hammersmith Palace – The Clash
This song featured in one of John Peel’s top favourites, God rest him, so I thought I’d give it a listen, even if it is mod.
8. My first born for a song – BellX1
The piano riff in this tune is fascinating to me. It makes me want to go out and discover Jazz. The lyrics aren’t too shabby either.
9. Eleanor Rigby – The Beatles
Possibly my favourite Beatles song?
10. Tribute – Tenacious D
If you’ve ever heard this song, you’ll know why I included it. It has a brilliant music video too…
11. You can call me Al – Paul Simon
Paul Simon gets two hits on my CD because he’s such a legend.
12. So much trouble in the world – Bob Marley
Bob is my rock.
13. Walking after you – Foo Fighters
One of their few slow tracks. Completely beautiful lovesong.
14. Weather with you – Crowded House
Because it’s a classic, and because it holds nice memories for TAT.
15. Forgive them Father – Lauryn Hill
So she has her problems. Who doesn’t? The music on this album will always be in my CD collection.
16. Street Spirit – Radiohead
‘The Bends’ is my favourite album from Radiohead. They lost the plot a little bit after that. Street Spirit is a beautiful haunting tune that always makes someone say ‘Oh Cool! Haven’t heard this in ages!’ when they hear it.
17. Junkie Song – The Be Good Tanyas
This is a Canadian group which was again introduced to me by friends in Wicklow. Soft voices, beautiful lyrics and atmospheric music. They did a good version of ‘The lakes of Ponchartrain’ too. Here’s their ‘It’s not happening’ video… they’re such happy little campers!
I’m now going to put this music on full volume to exact revenge on my tacky neighbour who thinks ‘Cascada’ is music which should be played very loud on a sunny Sunday morning… and thinks that it is music at all for that matter. I hope she hates Metallica.
Even Flow of unwanted advice
I was waiting at a set of traffic lights yesterday, listening to a mix CD that I made last year when I was feeling in a grungy mood. The volume was low, around 6 or 8 maybe, but the windows were down, and you know yourself about car stereo accoustics.
A woman approached the driver’s side holding a very chubby child dressed entirely in pink with a vomit inducing sailor’s cap on its ugly little head.
“You should be ashamed of yourself, making your poor child listen to that awful thrash metal rubbish like that!” she said as my toddler bopped her head to the music and stared distainfully at the cabbage-patch doll that had invaded her moment.
“Look lady” I said… “I for one choose not to depress my child with crappy nursery rhymes about the French Rebellion and Black Death. This is not awful thrash metal, this is Pearl Jam, which is real music about the real world. So why don’t you go home, throw out your Westlife CDs, stop gleaning advice from Dr. Phil, and open your pampered little eyes to reality. And next time you feel like giving me parenting advice, why don’t you adress a memo to my arse first.”
Actually, I didn’t say that. The lights turned green just as her last words had escaped and her face had returned to its ‘dog licking piss off a nettle’ composure, so I buggered off. I thought of that reply 10 minutes further on down the road, by which time the moment had passed and I didn’t fancy wasting precious diesel looking for her. I absolutely hate it when that happens.
Good God though, some people can be so bloody dramatic.
Sing us a song there… go on!
Dario has inspired me to write about the wonderful musical instrument that is the guitar.
There is something intriguing about watching a person playing… whether it’s a complicated tune like ‘Classical Gas’, or something as simple as Oasis’ ‘Wonderwall’, you think to yourself… I’d give my right arm to be able to do that, metaphorically speaking. So you pick up this wonderful wooden structure, and pluck a string. You might even pick out the opening riff to Nirvana’s ‘Come as you are’, and will be so excited you’ll want to show everybody.
The big mistake that people make with learning the guitar is that they want to learn how to play ‘Hotel California’ straight away, but they soon find out that there’s a lot of crawling to be done before they can undertake the fun stuff. If you skip the basics, you’ll get bored, and give up. This is truly a crying shame. It looks increadibly easy, and it is, all you have to do is stick with it, and practice. You’ll be amazed at what you can do.
I have a musical background which helps a lot, but isn’t totally necessary. I played the piano and the violin to 6th grade, and toyed with the cello and the viola a bit in school. I don’t have a specific talent for music, but I understand it, and can figure out how a musical instrument works pretty quickly. I can read music, but have never needed that skill when playing the guitar, as guitar ‘tabs’ have a different appearance to sheet music.
If you can carry a tune, and if you can listen to a piece of music and listen specifically to the bass-line chords of the music, you can play the guitar. It’s as simple as that. Then all you have to do is learn the basic chords. There are many websites that will teach you the chords you need.
The next thing you’ll need to do is put up with a lot of pain. There are basically two types of guitar string. You have your steel string which produces an amazing sound, and you have your nylon string which is more mellow. When you’re learning the guitar, start with nylon strings. They hurt a lot less. The tips of your fingers are repetitively pressing hard on thin strings, and if you use steel strings, it’ll feel like you’re cutting your fingers with cheese wire. The more you practice pressing on the strings, the tougher your fingertips will get. You won’t notice the pain at first, your fingertips will go numb… they may even bleed a little bit. When you finish a long guitar practice session, the feeling will suddenly rush back into your fingers and you’ll be in serious pain. You may even find blisters forming. This is a good thing. When your fingers heal up enough, you’ll be able to play again, and you’ll notice that each time you do this, it will hurt less and less. When callouses appear on your fingertips and you can stab them with a needle and not puncture the skin, you’ll be a guitar player my son.
Once you’ve figured out the basic chords, understand how chords relate to each other, and can read guitar tabs, it’s time to learn some songs. This is how I do it:
1. Think of a song. Don’t make it complicated. Make it a song that you know the lyrics to.
2. Listen to the song. Loop it over and over so that you get used to the way the music changes. Get to know the bass chords, and try to coordinate your right hand with the beat of the music. Learning how to strum can be just as hard as learning the chords themselves.
3. Find the tabs of the song on a tab downloader, such as this one, or this one, and try to play along to the music as you’re listening to it. Before long, you’ll be able to turn off the music, and play on your own. This is an amazing feeling.
Sometimes, you’ll come across a tab sheet that someone has made, and you’ll see a note at the top that says something like… ‘to be played on the third fret’. This means that if you play on the strings as they are, it won’t be in the same key as the real music. What you need to do here is go out and buy yourself a capo. This brilliant invention means that you can change the key of the music as you like, by placing the capo on different frets. It also comes in very handy if you want to sing while playing, but find you can’t, because your voice doesn’t stretch that high or low. The capo lets you change the key so that you can sing at a pitch that suits you.
I take my hat off to anyone who wants to learn the guitar, but if there’s any more advice I can give, it’s that practice is the hardest part, and therefore the most important. Stick with it. Don’t give up. You’ll thank yourself when someone hands you a guitar at a party, says ‘Sing us a song there… go on!’ and watches in awe as you play. They’re all thinking ‘I’d give my right arm to be able to do that!’
