Posted on Wednesday, March 25, 2009
in memememememe, Strange and Unusual
This New Moon has me slightly psychotic, so instead of commending the fine artist responsible for Biffo on the Bog and his or her effecting some pretty wonderful inspiration for other artists (Paint-shop or otherwise) all around this messed up country…
… I will introduce my various psychotic personalities (as memed by Shaffner Syracuse or possibly Summer Daisey… it’s hard to tell exactly) one by one thus releasing them into the ether so I can get to re-birthing my soul. Or my airing-cupboard, whichever comes first.
Personality #1: The Rock Star (first pet, current car), Misty Berlingo. Best known for her ability to roll cigarrettes using only her left nipple.
Personality #2: The Gangster (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe), Cookie-Dough High Tops. She go medieval on y’ass if yo dizzle her shizzle.
Personality #3: The Native American (favorite color, favorite animal), Sunset Orange Bee. Once wrestled a bear behind using only her baby toe and a pineapple.
Personality #4: The Soap Opera star (middle name, city where you were born), Juliette Dublin. Recovered from her triple-bypass fibre-optic brain replacement therapy nicely, thank you.
Personality #5: The Star Wars character (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name), Oco-Ka. Lesser known mechanic and genius behind the repulsorlift engine on racing Pods.
Personality #6: The Superhero (2nd favorite color, favorite drink), Apple-Green Squash. Known to pulvarize victims with apple pips shot from various orifices.
Personality #7: The NASCAR driver (the first names of your grandfathers), Daddy Dermot. Crowned ‘Skidmark King’ in ’82.
Personality #8: The Dancer (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy), Honeysuckle Sherbet. Once performed a triple high-twist pirhoutte, caught her tights in her nose ring, broke her knee caps and STILL took home the gold.
Personality #9: The TV weather anchor (your 5th class teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter), Finnegan Frankfurt. What that woman can do with her clicker! She’d give you a warm front, no problem.
Personality #10: The Spy (your favorite season/holiday, flower), Spring Poppy. You ain’t seen her… right?
Personality #11: The Cartoon character (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now), Grape Hoodie. Likes to float around in bubbles, is highly phobic of bananas.
Personality #12: The Hippie (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree), Fry-Up Willow. Known for her ability to kill, skin and chop delicious rashers out of pigs despite her strict vegetarian attitudes. Always willing to try new substances.
Personality #13: The Movie (or porn) star (first pet, first street where you lived); Misty Brackenbush park. She dyes her pubes green, not just on Paddy’s Day, either.
There. That should do it.
Memes are not just for Easter though, so I may pass it on to a few people and urge that they do the same. It’s good therapy, people.
Infantasia, Jefferson, Mc Mad… yiz’rall tagged. Ha.