FOUND:

ONE LOST BEAR

CORNER OF MAIN STREET AND QUINSBOROUGH ROAD, BRAY CO.WICKLOW, OUTSIDE HILTON’S PHARMACY

WILL BE RETURNED WITH FREE TODDLER

(Photoshop tricks learned HERE)

I got more hard-earned payment for my webdesign efforts today!  I burned candles from all ends working on Celt Clan Ink, and it’s pretty much finished, barring a few tweaks and a more involved forms page.  There are now some pretty excellent photos in there.

So anyway, back to my payment:

What’s that all about then?

Ogham was carved and read from BOTTOM to TOP.
(Also carved, occasionally, right to left).

Also written as ogam or ogum, it is pronounced “AHG-m” or “OH-ehm.”

Ogham served as an alphabet for one of the ancient Celtic languages. Its origin is uncertain: it may have been adapted from a sign language.
Current understanding is that the names of the main twenty letters are also the names of 20 trees sacred to the druids.
Some authors have suggested the existance of a 13 month calendar which shared some of these names.

A 15th century treatise on Ogham, The Book of Ballymote, confirms that ogham was a secret, ritualistic language.
However, there is no direct evidence that the Ogham alphabet was used [in antiquity] for divination or any other magical purposes.  (Taken from http://ogham.lyberty.com/oghamintro.html)

The first third of the tattoo is the name of my firstborn.  The numbers show the date of his birth, and the infinity symbol represents his place in this world.

The latter part is the name of my little girl, with a smiley face slyly hidden to represent her infectious happiness.

I used the following alphabet (there are many different versions) and added my own tweaks and scribbles to add more information:

I’m aware that I’m going to have to explain all of this many many times during my life, but it’s ok.  It’ll give my taxi punters a good conversation start,  I’m sick of talking about the weather.

The Accidental Terrorist has gone a bit mental regarding the website contract, he is planning a portrait of Wouldye on his shoulderblade, and has already gone for some celtic warrior inking:

Pretty amazing art, innit?

What was that website again?  Oh yeah… Celt Clan Ink!  Great design, isn’t it?  I wonder who wrote that site…

It really isn’t a good idea to abandon the blogging world for too long, is it?  I really really need to use this google reader thing everyone keeps telling me about, for it would make catching up so much easier!  Anyway, all my poster and tattoo site work is complete!  I’m just waiting for Ron to pull his finger out and upload the files onto the interweb so I can link it for you.  I’m proud of my poster endeavours, so I’m bloggerizing them.  Also this proves that I haven’t been sitting around on my thóin all week.

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 Also I’d like to show you this photo I took last autumn: 

As it turns out, this photograph is cursed.  The black cat you see (for whom I admittedly had a death-wish), was run over a few weeks back, and the dog… well, I found his body in my garden yesterday while sorting my junk pile.  Funnily enough, his name was Twenty Major.  I’ll be framing this photo for my neighbour who owned both of these unfortunate animals. 

Indeed and if it is not the photo itself but the camera that is cursed, I can take pictures of your enemy for €1,000 a piece, and they should expire soon after of natural causes. 

Oh yes, and since I last posted on here, I got my first tattoo!  I now have a giant anchor on my back.  I’m well-ard, me.  (Nahhh, just kidding.  I’m now marked with the symbol of the ying-yang.  What else?!)

Ok… now for some serious catch-up.  Can I borrow some broadband?

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Looky look!  My virgin attempt at a website!

celtclanink.com

Laugh all you want, I don’t care.  I just gave myself a lollypop.

Thanks Ron!

Rainy day boredom + 4B Graphic pencil + mirror=

This is what I almost look like.

I fought African lions to find the perfect choir.  I practised the bongos for hours on end in the back of The Accidental Terrorist’s van.  I studied Coltrane until his notes bled out of my ears and paid Santana for guitar lessons with endless twisted sexual favours, but in the end, it was totally worth it. 

Here’s my CD.  Dave Fanning just phoned and told me he wanted me to have his babies, which was a nice compliment.   I hope they don’t overplay it too much on the radio.  I hate that.

*just kidding*

This is an Andre Image Stone.

 ”I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.” Garrison Keillor (1942 - )

Thanks for the meme, daddyo!  I pass it to….  Haley! (The goddess of coffee and nose piercings) 

Here are your links, dollface!

This random article title is the name of your band

The last four words of the very last quote is the name of your album

The third picture on this page is your cover

Have fun

I found this painting I did years ago when I got a brand new set of oils.  It’s a bit shite, I know that, but I found it gas analysing it, what with the flames licking up the side of the bed and that.   I must have been going through a Bewick phase.

Nice Arse!

Now you know what The Accidental Terrorist looks like.