How to undermine the Queen
Here’s a really oddball present for someone, should you be stuck with a credit card but no car.
Did you know that you could become:
Lord/Lady, Baron/Baroness, Duke/Duchess, Count/Countess, Viscount/Viscountess, Marquis/Marchioness, Earl/Countess, Sir/Dame -insert your own moniker here-, for the low, low price of $294????
“Imagine… A Life Of Priviledge
-Credit cards emblazoned with “Lord (or Lady) Smith”
-All identification confirming the new royal title.
-Doors opening professionally and socially.
-is no faster way to climb the social ladder.
-A unique and thoughtful gift which can pay for itself.
-A fantastic icebreaker which gains instant respect and credibility
-Unlocking doors which were previously unknown
-A completely risk-free gift”
Risk-free?!?!? If you say so!! The ebony certificate jacket would be worth that alone!
Kisskiss sweetie-dahling
xx
Countess K8 the Gr8
I joined the mailing list of the Globe Theatre in London as a Brigadier. So my tickets arrived addressed to Brigadier Holemaster O’Surname.
Oh! You must come over for a periwinkle supper with my royal doulton and handpainted candlelights!
Curious that on the site in the section “How do I go about choosing my title of royalty” yer man’s described “From: Stephen J. Scott”
Anyway, regardless I want to be a Baron! or maybe an Earl or a biscuit (viscount).
Too many choices!
Purchasing a title, dahling? How very unbritish.
Kind regards,
Marchioness English Of Mum
English Towers
Royalshire.
Damn good money making scam! People will trow their money at any smooth-as-silk chancer.
I can just see it; The unstranger, Earl of strange!
Sir Fartsalot, requests the company of
Countess Katherine’s left diddy……..
A fantastic icebreaker which gains instant respect and credibility – you think? Not in the antipodes although I do a fine High Tea
Robert; I want to be a Laird, just because I can’t.
English Mum; One does what one can…
Earl of Strange; A scam??!? But… the certificate! Nooooo! Countess K8 is not happy.
Granny; My right one gets a certificate too.
Baino; High tea sounds trippy! Count this countess in.
Would you trust someone who can’t spell ‘privilege’?
With my credit card details? Sure!!! Profit is easy to spell, that’s the main thing.
What a fine idea, your Gr8ness, and cheap at the price!
I know! Sure you’d find that sort of money down the back of the couch.