Comments on: Ten things they don’t warn you about before you get pregnant… #5

By: Granny

Granny — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:10:15 +0000

Herself is on one again,spent the day painting the walls of her new interiors two shades of green. I never would have thought that our K8
had any special devotation to St Paddy!
It could be worse,there are forty shades of it.

By: K8

K8 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:41:12 +0000

Fat Sparrow- Maybe it’s our bodies putting in a formal request for heavy lifting, practice for the strain ahead?! Yep, toxics are right out, but passing out is always great fun. Maybe the Formica stuff would’ve helped in the maternity ward?!

Jo- I’m done for the next quarter century!!!

Vicky- “Couldn’t find Shep anywhere”- Haha! I’ve had days like that. You have to keep sitting down on things until you hear a squeak :)

Grandad- I wonder if your newsreader friend babysits? If she doesn’t, is there a lock on the coal-hole so I can deposit the children to go to the pub?

Unstranger- Bring the boatyard to me and we’ll strike a deal.

By: unstranger

unstranger — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:28:23 +0000

You could move to Limerick and clean up the boat yard for us.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:34:08 +0000

The plan is that Herself moves down to your place [and you have our coal hole in return]. I remain here with a certain newsreader. What you do with the coal hole is up to you.

Have you considered the possibility of remmaining at your current state of pregnancy for a few years? Sounds like you could have a good career as a house clearer?

By: Vicky Rogers

Vicky Rogers — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:05:51 +0000

ahh nice one i done a bit of nesting myself last night. my room was right messy and i could not find shep anywhere so i had a massive clear out. but there is thing though where do i put all my mags if anyone wants a few dozen copies of heat and more mag please give me a shout.

NOw if you ever feel the urge to clean up again just give me a tinkle and i will reward you with free backrubs and some jaffa cakes i cant do better than that

By: Jo

Jo — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:53:55 +0000

It never happened to me!

I need you round my house, I have a worse ‘before’ picture than that.

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:51:01 +0000

Fuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk!!!

Seriously. Props, girlfriend. I should bring you over to sort out my moving boxes.

When I was pregnant with the Nestling Sparrow I decided it would be a good idea to refinish the bathroom, a task I had been putting off for years. There was this stuff that you use to refinish the sink countertop Formica. The smell was so strong that I passed out, and the Spouse Sparrow had to finish up the job.

When I was 8 months pregnant with the Fledgling Sparrow, I hauled the box for a big-ass, really solid wood crib out of the truck and then up 3 flights of stairs, assembled it. My mom had a shit fit.

By: K8

K8 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:52:04 +0000

Grandad; The coal hole’s a great improvement on the park bench I had lined up for your retirement, and you know it. In you get!

Baino; It’s a bit spacially challenged in there but still inspires happy claps – that task was giving me nightmares for months!

KirkM; I think I might have dug a tunnel underneath the houses and stuck all the junk under someone else’s house.. no. 15 looks a bit wonky all of a sudden.

Holemaster; Ha! Proper order too. Not much changes in two million years.

By: Holemaster

Holemaster — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:17:56 +0000

Ha. I wonder how that worked in Caveman times. Poor Ugg would have been scared to go near Uggalina for fear of a serious clubbing on the noggin.

By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:26:56 +0000

Where did all the junk go to? Check the bedroom first. If the bed is a might higher off the floor than usual than you’ll probably have a good idea…