Dec 3
Ten things they don’t warn you about before you get pregnant… #3
Posted on Thursday, December 3, 2009 in Strange and Unusual
They should dedicate a whole chapter to this problem in them maternity books, but so far I haven’t seen it mentioned anywhere. I don’t know why.
There are three types of people out there who can get away with wearing dungarees… toddlers, the downright quirky, and pregnant women. My advice to the latter is; when you are unstrapping yourself in order to pee (which is a common thing these days let’s face it), don’t turn your back to the toilet as you do so.
What! It’s a very serious problem!
Pee-soaked dungaree straps can be the difference between a good day and complete and permanent loss of sanity, y’know.
Same thing happens with my kaftan belt, people will generally make allowances for the smell of stale pee, maybe even find it an endearing side to your personna.
No no. . .never acceptable . . dipped dungaree straps ..euuww . .don’t worry it happens in winter here when I pee with a trench coat on. GAH! Oh, Vitamin E cream . . and not on your face if you catch my drift. Reduces the incidence of episiotomy. Quite nice therapy too . . I know, TMI
“people will generally make allowances for the smell of stale pee, maybe even find it an endearing side to your personna”
Now you know the secret of our enduring marriage.
Very good advice. I believe I’ll have better bathroom experiences from this day forth.
I’m sorry, did somebody say something? I was um.. distracted by a Vitamin E cream experience…