No one gets hurt if they don’t act funny
There’s a very excellent scene in Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs’ – I’m sure you know it. The Fun Lovin’ Criminals robbed a sound byte for their ‘Scooby Snacks’ track it’s that cool. Skip to 1:20 in the following video if you have no clue what I’m on about.
I was reminded of that quote tonight.
I stole Pacino’s cat. I fear that if it had been left with him any longer it would soon be an ex-cat. It’s tail is, for the want of a more scientific term, pretty crusty. It looks like you could break it off and smoke it.
I heard Puppychild giggling in the bedroom earlier… I went in to investigate to find her upside down, her upper shoulders dangling under the bed – she looked like a decapitated pink chicken. I heard the engine-roar of a large cat’s purr from the darkness somewhere.
“What ya doin’?”
“Playin wit the cat!” said a muffled child’s voice.
“Are you torturing that poor animal?!”
“Torture? That’s a good idea!! I like that!”
Eeeewwww… that’s a TAIL??
Poor thing. Glad he’s purring now.
Huey Morgan – get in my filthy whore mouth
Susan; That’s an ex tail. The rest of him’s fine and dandy! He attacked my feet at 3am and poo’d under the bed. That’s how I know.
Jelly Monster; I <3 Huey too. He told a savage joke at the concert –
What has 75 balls and screws little old ladies?
I smoked the weed with the Criminals in a lock in Dice Bar some years back. Huey was a bit of a knob but then who isn’t.
Chasing the dragon maybe… the knob’s drug?
oh i love that song and i also love the video. you have a great taste in music and films.
what HAS 75 balls and screws little old ladies?
Vicky; Thanks! Seems we share a taste in warpedness…
Stipes; BINGO! :-p
Is there a VET in the house? and be careful of disease carrying domestic pets
Cat is gone to a farm. Not the sort of farm you might tell small children it has gone to, but a real farm, where there are real rats to catch.
His tail has fallen off since, I’m told. He is of the Manx variety now.