Ham Shank
Several highly disturbing thoughts swirl around my head on a daily basis, it seems unfair that I shouldn’t declare at least one of them here;
Laughingboy is but eight years old now, and he will grow into a man, even if this idea seems absurd to me… there’s little I can do to stop this happening. Men have needs, needs that require locked bathroom doors and copies of Victoria’s Secret. Laughingboy will have needs too, I get preludes every now and then when I unwrap his nappy of a morning to be greeted by a wee stalker winking at me. If your average bloke chokes his turkey at least 356 times a year, who’s going to do that for Laughingboy?!? Do I bring him on holidays to Amsterdam for a month around his birthday to make up for lost time? Do I put an ad in the local newsagents window for some willing lady to do the job every Tuesday?
I once caught a middle aged lady giving her poodle a ham shank on a park bench one day… I wondered then what would happen if she had a disabled son instead of a stupid looking dog? Hang on, I just have to go and vomit for a second…
…that’s better.
I wonder if most people in my position would ever think about the dangers of re-absorbed baby-batter and the side-effects thereof, or is it just me? Mothering is such a weird job sometimes.
I got nothing!
Drop Maxi a line. I’m sure he’ll think of something?
and when you find out, email me.
Cause just thinking about it does my head in.
I have a friend who can’t allow women around her 18 year old unsupervised…
It might sound funny but It’s a real problem! I dont’ envy you having to deal with it!
I’d imagine wet dreams will deal with the issue. The taoists would argue the rest of us are wasting chi anyway.
I think this stuff sorts itself out. Every problem has a solution and laughing boy will doubtless surprise you; eventually.
Excellent video too!
Ah, Kate. It’s no wonder we love you like we do. Only you would actually post about this and not only post about it but provide a lovely video that gets the point across for those of who can’t read.
I agree with unstranger though so don’t worry about it. And I really wouldn’t recommend contacting Maxi about anything.
Xbox; Yet you commented anyway! Fair dues. *hug*
Grandad; You really want Maxi personally involved with your grandson? Ew.
Kelley; I reckon the answer is just to not think about it, over which I have no control whatsoever.
Baino; Is it?!?!?! I was just being facetious!! Oh no!!!
Grow Up; ‘Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great… if a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate!’
Unstranger; That’s the sort of surprise I imagine I could probably do without. *shudder*
Kirk M; But I’m in the process of creating a new world order with Maxi and a handful of others, so not talking to him is an impossibility, but you’re probably right, we should avoid this subject entirely.
Some fruit flies have sperm that are up to 2 inches long.
You’re refreshingly realistic K8. I’d imagine there’s information online that may help. Just be really careful with the google search terms!!