Jun 11
Wouldye Groomidge
Posted on Thursday, June 11, 2009 in Quickie, Strange and Unusual
My dog is applying for a nursery rhyme re-write.

Please adapt your kid’s books accordingly.
My dog is applying for a nursery rhyme re-write.

Please adapt your kid’s books accordingly.
Lovely dog K8. That’s not all dog hair is it?
Yeah, that’s his winter fluff which I should’ve groomed out of him two months ago.
There’s more fluff embedded there too, but after three hours of brushing, I just couldn’t be arsed anymore.
He must be a stone lighter!
He’s a new man, as the fella sez!
Fuck! I assumed you’d been collecting it steadily. Did you not have to tie a string to him, to stop him floating away with the lightness!?
Geez, that’s Michelle!
Don’t be daft, Granny – that mutt is a vegetarian.
It looks like he’s being attacked by Tribbles.
Well he looks all the better for a bit of groomage! You can spin it and knit it into a pair of winter soxes! http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/10/knitting_with_dog_hair.html
Whew…I thought it was a massacre!
Damn, that’s a lot of hair! Reminds me of my mutt.
Reminds me of when I take the Furminator to my cats – did you lose any body parts while grooming?
(in case you are interested, are a couple of pictures of the results of my grooming attempts last year:
http://don-tbugme.blogspot.com/2008/03/how-to-brush-cat-without-losing-hand.html
http://don-tbugme.blogspot.com/2008/04/day-i-nearly-lost-ear.html
http://don-tbugme.blogspot.com/2008/04/willow-vs-furminator-round-2.html
Sorry about the links if you are not interested!
That dog looks awfully like the sheep dog in the film ‘Babe’.
your dog is gorgeous i hope that i can get me a handsome dude like him at the kennels. hes got beautiful eyes.
Thanks for the links!! I and Don’t Bug Me should go into business knitting animal sweaters (and replacement body parts)… I mean I’ve heard of people eventually looking like their pets but that’s just surreal.