How to win sex-toys and influence people
So my prize arrived in the post yesterday morning!! The postman raised an eyebrow as I signed for it and I knew right then and there that he had ESP. The Accidental Terrorist’s eyebrow raised even higher as I unclothed its packaging and since then, well… he’s getting a great buzz out of it let’s just say.
What? Oh yeah!!!

I WON!!!
(Just in time for the honeymoon, too, heheh)
Jealous? So you should be. Have a shot at it, you know you want to!
Also you should have a visit of www.sex-toys.ie… if not at least just to find out what a finger flipper is?! I accidentally left the browser open one day while carefully choosing my prize… TAT’s friend and a few visiting plumbers from the County Council copped an eyeful and gave me some seriously strange looks when I returned from the shop, especially when I offered them a cup of the hot stuff… ah well. It’s not like my reputation wasn’t shot to hell already.
This is the winning post in which I confess things I probably shouldn’t have, but am mighty glad I did now, I tells ya:
Long live on-line filth!


Well deserved too!
We. Will. Need. Pictures.
If I’m going to hell it’ll be worth it. :)
When I get them back from ‘Hello’ magazine I’ll let you know!
Heh, Hello, Funny.
So we’re members of an exclusive club, babe!
How come you got to choose yours!?
I’ll have to get writing…
I Really Love Reading Your Blog. Excellent. Keep up the great work!