Comments on: Searching for a Ketchup tree http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/ "We're all naked underneath" Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:33:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4729 K8 Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00:00 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4729 I've given up on ketchup. It's Ballymaloo relish from here on in. I’ve given up on ketchup. It’s Ballymaloo relish from here on in.

]]> By: Rua http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4728 Rua Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:03:23 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4728 I live footnotes*, no really, I do *see! I live footnotes*, no really, I do

*see!

]]> By: holemaster http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4727 holemaster Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:40:21 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4727 That ketchup has issues man. That ketchup has issues man.

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4726 K8 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:08:02 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4726 Maxi; Apparently ketchup was around before tomatoes, and was made from pickled fish. Yum. I wouldn't fuck with pickled fish either. Moodog; Ha! You may be on to something there. 'Dublin 24km*'... (smallprint: *82km if you include the roadworks detours.) Maxi; Apparently ketchup was around before tomatoes, and was made from pickled fish. Yum. I wouldn’t fuck with pickled fish either.

Moodog; Ha! You may be on to something there. ‘Dublin 24km*’… (smallprint: *82km if you include the roadworks detours.)

]]> By: Terence McDanger http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4725 Terence McDanger Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:51:44 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4725 It's like one of Ireland's county councils, signposting division, has moved into ketchup labelling as a sideline or something. It’s like one of Ireland’s county councils, signposting division, has moved into ketchup labelling as a sideline or something.

]]> By: Maxi Cane http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4724 Maxi Cane Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:49:03 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4724 Ketchup was invented in 1944 as an answer to the Nazis, so popular and strong was the invention that the company put a Z in the name to remind the world that they should never fuck with ketchup lest you feel the wrath. P Diddy now carries bottles of it with him everywhere as he has heard it also defends from people realising he has no real talent to speak of. Funny, I saw right through that one. Ketchup was invented in 1944 as an answer to the Nazis, so popular and strong was the invention that the company put a Z in the name to remind the world that they should never fuck with ketchup lest you feel the wrath.

P Diddy now carries bottles of it with him everywhere as he has heard it also defends from people realising he has no real talent to speak of.

Funny, I saw right through that one.

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4723 K8 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:32:16 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4723 Jack Mc Mad; Thanks buddy!!! Yep luckily the bottle was half full, enabling a proper examination of the inside label. Nothing there, or inside the lid, or engraved into the plasticky bits. It's most definitely a rogue asterisk. Natalie; You should try HP sauce in tea! Apparently it's bleedin' gorgeous. Baino; You're bang on there. But, curiosity has it that it's BECAUSE I don't want to know that I want to know if that makes any sense at all? Jack Mc Mad; Thanks buddy!!! Yep luckily the bottle was half full, enabling a proper examination of the inside label. Nothing there, or inside the lid, or engraved into the plasticky bits. It’s most definitely a rogue asterisk.

Natalie; You should try HP sauce in tea! Apparently it’s bleedin’ gorgeous.

Baino; You’re bang on there. But, curiosity has it that it’s BECAUSE I don’t want to know that I want to know if that makes any sense at all?

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4722 K8 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:29:04 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4722 Oh, about the cereal/ketchup thing... next time you run out of milk, try cornflakes, ketchup and grated cheese. There is absolutely no reason why this shouldn't work, if you think about it*. Oh, about the cereal/ketchup thing… next time you run out of milk, try cornflakes, ketchup and grated cheese. There is absolutely no reason why this shouldn’t work, if you think about it*.

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4721 K8 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:27:57 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4721 Susan; Oooh confrontation... eep. I'd rather find the CEO's Merc and squeeze a bottle of ketchup into his fuel tank. Vicki; Thanks for commenting :) The cereal thing seems to have touched a nerve, too! Kirk; I planted a ketchup bottle this morning to see what would happen. Answer: nothing. English Mum; 'Builders Breakfast' brings arse cleavage to mind...ugh. Good advice, thanks, I'll dodge that one. Hails; 'the grand is a small model of a piano or something' - hahaha that's hilarious! I must try that one out at the bank later :) Nick; I wonder if it has something to do with the labelling scandal? Apparently they've done away with the pickle and replaced it with a tomato, and thousands of people are up in arms. I found a Facebook group of protesters with 2,000 members, all wanting the pickle back. I'd say they were sad, but then again they're not the ones pulling their hairs out trying to find tiny stars. Susan; Oooh confrontation… eep. I’d rather find the CEO’s Merc and squeeze a bottle of ketchup into his fuel tank.

Vicki; Thanks for commenting :) The cereal thing seems to have touched a nerve, too!

Kirk; I planted a ketchup bottle this morning to see what would happen. Answer: nothing.

English Mum; ‘Builders Breakfast’ brings arse cleavage to mind…ugh. Good advice, thanks, I’ll dodge that one.

Hails; ‘the grand is a small model of a piano or something’ – hahaha that’s hilarious! I must try that one out at the bank later :)

Nick; I wonder if it has something to do with the labelling scandal? Apparently they’ve done away with the pickle and replaced it with a tomato, and thousands of people are up in arms. I found a Facebook group of protesters with 2,000 members, all wanting the pickle back. I’d say they were sad, but then again they’re not the ones pulling their hairs out trying to find tiny stars.

]]> By: Baino http://www.cackaloo.com/2009/02/25/searching-for-a-ketchup-tree/#comment-4720 Baino Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:20:47 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=1145#comment-4720 We used to put asterisks on things that linked to the fine print relating to trade marks. Perhaps that's it. Sun ripened tomatoes indeed. It's called Ketchup cos it's mostly apples or chokos with a couple of marty's waved over the top for flavour. Trust me, you don't want to read the fine print. We used to put asterisks on things that linked to the fine print relating to trade marks. Perhaps that’s it. Sun ripened tomatoes indeed. It’s called Ketchup cos it’s mostly apples or chokos with a couple of marty’s waved over the top for flavour. Trust me, you don’t want to read the fine print.

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