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By: K8 the GR8 » Tomb raiding

K8 the GR8 » Tomb raiding — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:34:26 +0000

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By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:40:12 +0000

He could also be used to ease traffic problems!

Or cause them…

…and then ease them (such fun to be had).

Might also be good for culling out your government as well.

By: K8

K8 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:30:03 +0000

Warrior; I’m glad you don’t work for Santa.

Kirk M and Dad; As much as a concentrated plasma beam sounds like fun, maybe the building of an Iron Giant to eat the scrap metal (with concentrated plasma beams for eyes) would be a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon? He could also be used to ease traffic problems!

By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:03:02 +0000

Let’s see here…there’s a few ways that I know of. Depends on what kind of land the wrecks are laying, buried, sunk in, etc:

Diluted bleach in a spray bottle works fairly well. I suggest using one of those strap on your back weed sprayers that you can pressurize. Swimming pool “shock” treatment (10% chlorine) can also be used. Not very healthy for the wildlife though.

Good old rock salt of course but it plays hell with the soil.

Ammonium/calcium nitrate does a good job of rusting steel. Besides, with a bit of potassium chloride and a bit of sulfur who knows what fun can be had?

A concentrated plasma beam works great…and quickly too. Unfortunately, I haven’t quite figured out how to keep it from disintegrating itself in the process yet.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:41:30 +0000

Kirk M – It concerns me that the old buses and cars are still there though. Know any quick way to rot them down?

By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:33:58 +0000

Grandad; Oh, without a doubt and it helps so much when a quick decomposition is wanted in case the authorities come out of their stupor long enough to get a whiff of trouble in the air…so to speak.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:21:10 +0000

Kirk M – A good dollop of quicklime is great too.

By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:51:43 +0000

Susan; Do you get any better results with Honey Nut Cheerios vs. the plain? I’m planning a trip to Ireland some day and I’d love to see some fairies before all the magic goes away entirely.

K8; Hope you found some dry socks by now. And fresh country air? That was manure. A compost of manure, old straw and stable scrapings works much better in dissolving tourists than just burying them. Even the bones are gone within two weeks. I’m sure Grandad makes use of this process.

By: warrior

warrior — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:52:33 +0000

Rutting is in September if I remember rightly. But then It’s so long since I have been rutting how the hell would I know !

By: K8

K8 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:56:11 +0000

Xbox; I don’t think I’d bring one home, it’d cost me a fortune in Cheerios.

Maxi Cane; No couch yet, just outspan boxes – not very good for lounging on.

Holemaster; *shudder* The Dolmens Have Eyes. Never thought of that.

English Mum; Thank you!!! Ah sure it’s only a bit of craic, like.

Baino; It’s kind of dodgy knowing that we’re all drinking rusty ground water around here. Oh well. You lot probably don’t have Dolmens because your Megalithic people had sunshine. Ours didn’t, so spent their time eating magic mushrooms and lugging rocks around to stay warm.

Grandad; I’ve no desire to re-visit your heap of decomposing tourists in the near future… it was quite funky. I thought that was just the smell of fresh country air!