Comments on: War on Maxi

By: Ces

Ces — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:10:35 +0000

Your opponent is a pussy. He thinks he can shock by showing disfugured male sexual organs. Typical male. What a fag warmonger. Turd and Worm!

By: Jefferson Davis » Maxi Pain

Jefferson Davis » Maxi Pain — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:14:16 +0000

[...] to infiltrate and destroy K8Opia. His latest attempt to freeze my communications with the Queen, K8 the Gr8, has been foiled. After much interrogation, his slimy cronies have turned in his [...]

By: Maxi Cane

Maxi Cane — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:35:59 +0000

NaRocRoc:
Everyone prefers strippers who smell of Jagermeister. They might smell of coconut and shit in K8topia, but who wants that?

They’d be too concered about keeping their hair neat and tidy. Our strippers don’t care what you get in their hair, if you know what I mean.

And they only have hair in the one place you want it, not like K8’s au natural mingers who look like they have Shirley Bassey in a leg lock and Robin Williams inspired leggings.

By: NaRocRoc

NaRocRoc — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:29:06 +0000

In Narocco, we prefer strippers who smell of Jagermeister!

By: K8

K8 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:39:09 +0000

Sir NaRocRoc, greetings to you and your fellow Naroccans. I understand your needs of the flesh, but I warn you of Maxiland strippers, for they are filthy and unwashed and also are mostly camped up males.

Our strippers have hair that smells like apple and coconut, wash daily in the Pacific ocean and like to massage each other with body oils to make them oh-so-soft.

Days free of STDs in K8opia; 34,445,663
Days free of STDs in Maxiland; 3 (though I’m told it was a quiet weekend as most of the strippers were filling in Work Permits for K8opia.

By: War, huh, what is it good for? « The Narocroc Weblog

War, huh, what is it good for? « The Narocroc Weblog — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:34:15 +0000

[...] 10, 2008 at 5:33 pm (Uncategorized) War has been declared by the State of Kackaloo (aided by General Beardy Von Smoke) on the benign dictator Maximus Caneus (aided by his Ministry of [...]

By: NaRocRoc

NaRocRoc — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:43:33 +0000

K8, I had previously declared neutrality on behalf of the fine citizens of the Liberated Secular Republic of NaRocco.

That was before I heard word of a stripper grotto with Jagermeister. Now I’m torn. I need assurances!

By: The Time Has come | DarrenByrne.com

The Time Has come | DarrenByrne.com — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:25:45 +0000

[...] and great talent. I call on you to take arms and side with this noble hero against the tyranny of K8, against her misguided ways and erroneous beliefs. K8 is not evil, K8 is no monster. She has merely [...]

By: Baino

Baino — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:32:37 +0000

Of course I’m not abrogating my responsibilities as the Char Lady! Just expanding the portfolio

By: Jefferson Davis » Rat Kerfuffle

Jefferson Davis » Rat Kerfuffle — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:41:39 +0000

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