K8 the GR8

I’m going away to a very exotic location for the weekend.

It involves the Mersey.  Ok so it’s not that exotic but it’s different.  Ok so it’s not all that different but at least the accent changes.

*sigh*

Here’s a riddle or three to occupy you while I’m gone:

1. You are lost and alone in the woods.  You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

2. What is the situation?

“I am afraid to go home because the man in the mask is there…”

3. What is so delicate that when you say its name it is broken?

Have a most excellent weekend whatever planet you’re on.