Comments on: T.M.I.

By: Medbh

Medbh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:12:58 +0000

Shit, when we first moved in together living with two dudes they heard the bed move across the entire top floor every single day and night. They quoted Mr. M once by citing his ” well, alright!”

By: Rude joke | Thriftcriminal

Rude joke | Thriftcriminal — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:06:21 +0000

[...] Night Fever moves) and pulls. Off they go to her place for an extended night of passion such as K8’s neighbours might have. The next day Thor is in the shower washing the smell of mortals off when he figures [...]

By: Grandad

Grandad — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:41:38 +0000

Maxi – Do the real ones?

By: Maxi Cane

Maxi Cane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:06:59 +0000

Granny:
But the plastic ones never give any feedback!

K8:
I can work anything in. That sounded different in my head.

By: K8

K8 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:46:06 +0000

Jenny; ‘I could never really look at her without thinking about it.’ – this is my curse lately. It’s really difficult having a serious conversation about litter problems in our estate with her and trying not to think of her sexcapades.

Jefferson; ‘He worked first and she worked third shift,’ makes this comment even funnier seeing as ’shift’ has dirty connotations in this neck of the woods ;)

By: Jefferson Davis

Jefferson Davis — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:00:58 +0000

That’s why you should keep a few extra pillows to put between the headboard and the wall! I thought everyone knew that? :)

I used to live in apartments beside a couple that went at it during breakfast every morning. He worked first and she worked third shift, so that was their excuse. Kind of disturbing to hear that while trying to eat cereal in the early morning hours. :)

By: J Adamthwaite

J Adamthwaite — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:05:57 +0000

It’s nice that you have such a good relationship with your neighbour.

The neighbour we had in our previous house was very vocal in bed. It made for lots of broken night’s sleep and I could never really look at her without thinking about it. I think that was as much because I was worried about what she could hear as anything else!

By: K8

K8 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:12:18 +0000

Lottie; That’s surreal!! I’ve always said that banging one’s head against a wall is just as effective and a lot cheaper than paying a councellor though :)

By: K8

K8 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:08:22 +0000

Sixty; Arrested?! What was he shagging? Do I want to know?

Baino; Sorry if I grossed you out over your breakfast :) Sausages was it? Hope not.

Thriftcriminal; I reckon these guys were too tuckered out for tea. *shudder* Have to stop imagining what their post-coital activities were, it’s disturbing.

Deborah; Loud sex, loud parties. Hmmm…. put them together!!! Yay :)

Grannymar; I’m not so sure she’d relish being asked that question!!

Xbox4nappyrash; Thanks mang! It wasn’t too easy finding the funny side from where I was lying at the time. Even blu-tack in the ears didn’t help, the vibrations just kept going.

Quickroute; I think I would’ve blared some decidedly un-sexy music to counteract their mood… the birdie song, you know, something like that.

Ma; I can think of no reply which doesn’t involve a hefty cringe.

Maxi Cane; Ha!! I’m trying to imagine a noisy sex competition and how one can incorporate pots and wooden spoons into the act…

Cheers Sam!!

Warrior; Sometimes it’s just better to breeze right over these issues. Especially where fast-food is concerned.

By: Granny

Granny — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:04:00 +0000

Maxi you shouldn’t be using real women for your shaggin experiments!