Comments on: So long, hackney cab

By: Ashey Judd Goes Plus Size; Beckham Already There. | Baby Boomer Going Like Sixty in Kentucky

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:24:30 +0000

[...] just lost his ride. So I guess she feels like she needs the money. Word has it he may launch Relaxi-cab in the [...]

By: K8

K8 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:35:35 +0000

Popixto? Is a 120 year old a popixtogenarian?

Brian; So why is it only on TV at 3.30am? 4 hours sleep and a cranky toddler do not a good mix make.

MaxiCane; I have the meter sussed, don’t you worry ’bout that. Right now I’m learning something about everything and everything about something

Quickroute; My punters get the second hand smoke of my Golden Virginias. It’s ok when you get used to it.

Baino; The Tate hit down under?!?! Savage! I’m raging that I moved out of TV land when she came on the scene. Seen ‘Little Britain?’ That was me at the start of my shift today…. ‘Uhhm, c’mputer says no…’

By: Baino

Baino — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:06:17 +0000

“First Day tomorrow . . am I scared?” Nah, you’ll be fine

Since the lazy commenters are just nickin’ quotes from movies, I’ll pinch from Catherine Tate:

. . just say to yourself “am a bovvered . . do ah luk bovvered? Luk ah mah fays . . am a bovvered . . no, ahm not bovvered!”

By: Quickroute

Quickroute — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:24:09 +0000

“All you need now is a lot of knowledge on nothing and a chronic case of gas and you’ll fit right in!”

…..and make sure you don’t shower for weeks at a time but do bathe in extra cheap aftershave!

By: Maxi Cane

Maxi Cane — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:35:42 +0000

Don’t worry about not knowing how to use the meter, no other taxi driver does!

All you need now is a lot of knowledge on nothing and a chronic case of gas and you’ll fit right in!

By: Brianf

Brianf — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:35:18 +0000

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

Twelve hours of work and I still can’t sleep. Damn. Days go on and on. They don’t end.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape. I’m God’s lonely man.

What a great flick!

By: Popixto

Popixto — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:02:49 +0000

Nice one, Sam

By: Sam, Problemchildbride

Sam, Problemchildbride — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:47:58 +0000

A popato is an 80-year-old daddy.

By: K8

K8 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:08:50 +0000

Doc; I robbed the term ‘relaxi-cab’ from Friends and ‘Grace Jones’ from Twenty’s buke. How’s that for synonymous?? Hey aren’t you Grandad’s dad? I only have you to blame so.

John B; Might get my satnav to explain it for me…

Going Like Sixty; You know the oil-level icky dippy stick? What do you call them in the US? Yeah. One of those.

Grannymar; I’m so far from winnerdom it’s not even funny.

Xbox4NappyRash;
All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bray, Greystones, I take ‘em to Ballymun. I don’t care. Don’t make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won’t even take spooks. Don’t make no difference to me.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

Thanks ma

Squidward; What’s a popato? Something I don’t know about either…

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:53:40 +0000

Grandad is now awake and back in control.

Why is yer Ma calling you a popato, K8? Something I don’t know about?