Comments on: Top five presents to give to people you don’t like http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/ "I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking" Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:24:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Brianf http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2597 Brianf Wed, 28 May 2008 02:58:53 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2597 You're right I should have said it didn't have the... "je ne sais quoi" :) You’re right I should have said it didn’t have the… “je ne sais quoi”

:)

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2584 K8 Mon, 26 May 2008 16:34:57 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2584 Baino; Yep, you're weird.. but who isn't?! Xbox4NappyRash; Makes for a good afternoon's reading, that catalogue. Maxi Cane; You have issues. Medbh; 'Not for any use other than intended'... yeah, right. Brianf; I never figured you for a man who'd use the word 'Panache'. English Mum; I have a convent education so I've no idea what you're talking about!!! King Bob; I gave up ordering stuff after the busted radiator bleeder and the snapped clothespegs and the freezer defroster spray which was as effective as a can of cold water. I once sliced the corner of my right thumb off as a result of momentary distraction using a miracle slicer, and I've been too scared to use it since! I do have a pretty cool thumbprint now, though. Baino; Yep, you’re weird.. but who isn’t?!

Xbox4NappyRash; Makes for a good afternoon’s reading, that catalogue.

Maxi Cane; You have issues.

Medbh; ‘Not for any use other than intended’… yeah, right.

Brianf; I never figured you for a man who’d use the word ‘Panache’.

English Mum; I have a convent education so I’ve no idea what you’re talking about!!!

King Bob; I gave up ordering stuff after the busted radiator bleeder and the snapped clothespegs and the freezer defroster spray which was as effective as a can of cold water.

I once sliced the corner of my right thumb off as a result of momentary distraction using a miracle slicer, and I’ve been too scared to use it since! I do have a pretty cool thumbprint now, though.

]]> By: King Bob http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2583 King Bob Mon, 26 May 2008 14:57:15 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2583 I find the banana guard fairly offensive, probably more so since an ex-colleague of mine had one and couldn't resist using it to enhance himself in his cycling shorts. My girlfriend is addicted to these catalogues and will often order absolute junk disguised as useful kitchenware. The JML miracle slicer is a prime example, which when unpackaged refused to slice anything and now lies languishing in a cupboard somewhere. When we die I pity the poor bastards who have to clear my house, they will be saddled with combinations of plastic/tupperware/blades that will boggle the mind. I find the banana guard fairly offensive, probably more so since an ex-colleague of mine had one and couldn’t resist using it to enhance himself in his cycling shorts.

My girlfriend is addicted to these catalogues and will often order absolute junk disguised as useful kitchenware. The JML miracle slicer is a prime example, which when unpackaged refused to slice anything and now lies languishing in a cupboard somewhere. When we die I pity the poor bastards who have to clear my house, they will be saddled with combinations of plastic/tupperware/blades that will boggle the mind.

]]> By: English Mum http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2582 English Mum Mon, 26 May 2008 14:07:21 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2582 Medbh's obviously got a very dirty mind lol. Although I must admit I thought it looked a bit pervy too ;0) Medbh’s obviously got a very dirty mind lol. Although I must admit I thought it looked a bit pervy too ;0)

]]> By: Brianf http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2581 Brianf Mon, 26 May 2008 00:41:22 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2581 "Brianf; I’m thinking a doll’s head in a bucket of maggots ought to do the trick…" I tried that one...didn't work. I also tried concertina wire, claymores and pit vipers but none of them had the panache of the 'Go Away' mat at the front door. :) “Brianf; I’m thinking a doll’s head in a bucket of maggots ought to do the trick…”
I tried that one…didn’t work. I also tried concertina wire, claymores and pit vipers but none of them had the panache of the ‘Go Away’ mat at the front door.
:)

]]> By: Medbh http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2580 Medbh Sun, 25 May 2008 23:08:43 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2580 I thought the banana thingie was a vibrator at first. I thought the banana thingie was a vibrator at first.

]]> By: Maxi Cane http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2579 Maxi Cane Sun, 25 May 2008 22:52:34 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2579 That vacuum cover looks hot! Does it come as a red head? That vacuum cover looks hot! Does it come as a red head?

]]> By: Xbox4NappyRash http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2578 Xbox4NappyRash Sun, 25 May 2008 21:29:16 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2578 Classic. Classic.

]]> By: Baino http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2577 Baino Sun, 25 May 2008 20:41:07 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2577 Am I weird or is the banana guard a good idea? Ours ripen very quickly in the heat . . .nah . . second thoughts . . . Am I weird or is the banana guard a good idea? Ours ripen very quickly in the heat . . .nah . . second thoughts . . .

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/25/top-five-presents-to-give-to-people-you-dont-like/#comment-2576 K8 Sun, 25 May 2008 20:08:25 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=517#comment-2576 Xbox4nappyrash; CF: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8" rel="nofollow"> How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana</a> Grannymar; I'm sure they will love you!!! Nick; Worked! Thanks :) Brianf; I'm thinking a doll's head in a bucket of maggots ought to do the trick... Jefferson; Hmmm... the mat's popular alright. Might order one for use as a prize for winners of caption competitions? Xbox4nappyrash; CF: How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana

Grannymar; I’m sure they will love you!!!

Nick; Worked! Thanks :)

Brianf; I’m thinking a doll’s head in a bucket of maggots ought to do the trick…

Jefferson; Hmmm… the mat’s popular alright. Might order one for use as a prize for winners of caption competitions?

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