Comments on: Lesbianistic qualities http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/ "I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking" Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:32:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2533 K8 Thu, 22 May 2008 10:26:06 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2533 Phew! Fair play to homing suitcases :) I'm hearing a lot of stories about lost luggage lately. People need to stop bringing stuff on their holidays, it's so selfish. Poor confused baggage handlers... Phew! Fair play to homing suitcases :) I’m hearing a lot of stories about lost luggage lately. People need to stop bringing stuff on their holidays, it’s so selfish. Poor confused baggage handlers…

]]> By: 5h4mr0(k http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2527 5h4mr0(k Wed, 21 May 2008 23:04:01 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2527 The suitcase has found it's way home. All is well. The suitcase has found it’s way home. All is well.

]]> By: 5h4mr0(k http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2474 5h4mr0(k Thu, 15 May 2008 23:07:39 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2474 Yeah I'm back, but if you see my suitcase point it in my direction please! Yeah I’m back, but if you see my suitcase point it in my direction please!

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2473 K8 Thu, 15 May 2008 23:05:03 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2473 Warrior; I'm taking up on Grannymar's idea of giving them my Dad's phone number. He's building me an army. You can have one though, if you like? Natalie; You must emit heterosexual vibes. I thought I was doing that too, but apparently I'm not. Kirk M; It's ok, me auld matey, for vindictiveness is a right, not a privelege. 5h4mr0(k; You're a dirty bitch for noticing that, aren't you? ;) Welcome home! Camron; But... but... I don't carry a handbag. Oh crap. Am I so far back in the closet I'm in Narnia? I fit all the stereotypes. Did you know that when I was born my mother refused to call me K8? She insisted on calling me David for the first few weeks, according to my father. I think there's something she's not telling me. Xbox4nappyrash; Don't you start! Warrior; I’m taking up on Grannymar’s idea of giving them my Dad’s phone number. He’s building me an army. You can have one though, if you like?

Natalie; You must emit heterosexual vibes. I thought I was doing that too, but apparently I’m not.

Kirk M; It’s ok, me auld matey, for vindictiveness is a right, not a privelege.

5h4mr0(k; You’re a dirty bitch for noticing that, aren’t you? ;) Welcome home!

Camron; But… but… I don’t carry a handbag. Oh crap. Am I so far back in the closet I’m in Narnia? I fit all the stereotypes.
Did you know that when I was born my mother refused to call me K8? She insisted on calling me David for the first few weeks, according to my father. I think there’s something she’s not telling me.

Xbox4nappyrash; Don’t you start!

]]> By: Xbox4NappyRash http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2470 Xbox4NappyRash Tue, 13 May 2008 21:29:05 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2470 "you have a purse" That is absolutely pure gold. “you have a purse”

That is absolutely pure gold.

]]> By: Camron http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2469 Camron Tue, 13 May 2008 21:22:46 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2469 I had an Aussie lesbian friend visiting, and took her to the only 'comfortable shoes' pub I know of for the evening (appropriately called 'Babes'). She was on the dance floor within minutes, collecting numbers like crazy, while I sat ignored at the bar, sipping my drink. I was annoyed. Why didn't I rate even the polite come-on? Finally, the bartender took pity on me. "You're straight, and we all know it." Of course, I wondered why it was so obvious. Her answer? "You have a purse." That was it. I was nonplussed. Maybe if you keep a purse - especially the mommy-purse filled with antibacterial wipes, cartoon character band-aids, and the odd pair of socks - on the seat next to you, you'll get fewer numbers. But maybe keeping the numbers is the way to go. If TAT is anything like Hubby, his reply will be, "Roll tape." I had an Aussie lesbian friend visiting, and took her to the only ‘comfortable shoes’ pub I know of for the evening (appropriately called ‘Babes’). She was on the dance floor within minutes, collecting numbers like crazy, while I sat ignored at the bar, sipping my drink. I was annoyed. Why didn’t I rate even the polite come-on?

Finally, the bartender took pity on me. “You’re straight, and we all know it.” Of course, I wondered why it was so obvious. Her answer? “You have a purse.” That was it. I was nonplussed.

Maybe if you keep a purse - especially the mommy-purse filled with antibacterial wipes, cartoon character band-aids, and the odd pair of socks - on the seat next to you, you’ll get fewer numbers. But maybe keeping the numbers is the way to go. If TAT is anything like Hubby, his reply will be, “Roll tape.”

]]> By: 5h4mr0(k http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2466 5h4mr0(k Mon, 12 May 2008 22:35:34 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2466 "Feel free to attack me heartily for that last line. I deserve it." - See you're getting the S&M crowd in now!!!! “Feel free to attack me heartily for that last line. I deserve it.” - See you’re getting the S&M crowd in now!!!!

]]> By: Kirk M http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2465 Kirk M Mon, 12 May 2008 22:26:28 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2465 Every women has lesbianistic qualities built in or at least the ability to flirt with women as well as men. It's part and parcel of the package, just one of the reasons that women are so much more flexible that us un-bendable men folk. Besides... ...it's all about the <i>m-o-n-e-y</i>. But be careful. You know how vindictive women can be. :D Feel free to attack me heartily for that last line. I deserve it. Every women has lesbianistic qualities built in or at least the ability to flirt with women as well as men. It’s part and parcel of the package, just one of the reasons that women are so much more flexible that us un-bendable men folk. Besides…

…it’s all about the m-o-n-e-y. But be careful. You know how vindictive women can be. :D

Feel free to attack me heartily for that last line. I deserve it.

]]> By: Natalie http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2461 Natalie Mon, 12 May 2008 17:30:09 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2461 He he, kate i am now distraught, i do not wear a lot of make up, I do wear sensible shoes and not even women ask for my number...maybe coz I don't have a tat and wear black??? But 2/4 should give me SOME leverage...having said all that hubby did just walk in the door, see i do not need your number! He he, kate i am now distraught, i do not wear a lot of make up, I do wear sensible shoes and not even women ask for my number…maybe coz I don’t have a tat and wear black??? But 2/4 should give me SOME leverage…having said all that hubby did just walk in the door, see i do not need your number!

]]> By: warrior http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/05/09/lesbianistic-qualities/#comment-2460 warrior Mon, 12 May 2008 16:50:42 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=500#comment-2460 I reckon you are just damn good at listening and make people feel at ease, would be surprised if it was a 'pink' thingy, but hey, you are doing better than most blokes in getting 4 numbers if it is. :-) I reckon you are just damn good at listening and make people feel at ease, would be surprised if it was a ‘pink’ thingy, but hey, you are doing better than most blokes in getting 4 numbers if it is. :-)

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