Comments on: Car 28 is bored http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/ "We're all naked underneath" Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:33:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2108 K8 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:35:42 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2108 I'm a fan of bumper stickers to that effect... 'caution, blone thinking' or 'grow your own dope- plant a man!' always entertain me :) I’m a fan of bumper stickers to that effect… ‘caution, blone thinking’ or ‘grow your own dope- plant a man!’ always entertain me :)

]]> By: Camron http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2107 Camron Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:22:47 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2107 I think that's the point of those jokes... (A male friend of mine in college wore a T-shirt that said, "Please speak slowly - I'm a natural blonde." It was a hoot. I think that’s the point of those jokes…

(A male friend of mine in college wore a T-shirt that said, “Please speak slowly – I’m a natural blonde.” It was a hoot.

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2106 K8 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:58:48 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2106 No, I used to say 'thank youp' a bit when I was a kid... don't ask me why! As for why I used it here? That was a type-fart. Medbh's all right... she loves all that stuff underneath ;) I can never pull off blonde jokes - I always manage to offend at least one person because their uncle's sister-in-law was blonde. No, I used to say ‘thank youp’ a bit when I was a kid… don’t ask me why! As for why I used it here? That was a type-fart.

Medbh’s all right… she loves all that stuff underneath ;) I can never pull off blonde jokes – I always manage to offend at least one person because their uncle’s sister-in-law was blonde.

]]> By: Camron http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2105 Camron Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:52:32 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2105 Thank 'youp'? Have we been drinking? Along the same lines... Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine? A: Don King. (Sorry, sugar, but that's all I got. My memory is for shit. Unless you want 'blonde' (or in the UK, Essex) girl jokes, in which case I have tons. But Meabh might kick my ass, and I don't want to invite that kind of horror... Thank ‘youp’? Have we been drinking?

Along the same lines…

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

A: Don King.

(Sorry, sugar, but that’s all I got. My memory is for shit. Unless you want ‘blonde’ (or in the UK, Essex) girl jokes, in which case I have tons.

But Meabh might kick my ass, and I don’t want to invite that kind of horror…

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2104 K8 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:44:33 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2104 Going Like Sixty; She certainly does seem to have a nasty sense of humour!!! Going Like Sixty; She certainly does seem to have a nasty sense of humour!!!

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2103 K8 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:43:39 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2103 Doc; As a resident of Boggerland, Co. Wicklow, this one is most appreciated, and will be shared with all the Farmers John in this area. "For t'was himself" makes it! Fair play to ya, don't mind that Sixty lad. Roy; Thanks man! I'm quite liking this taxi gig so far. CB is EXTREMELY handy for the copper speedy-camera head's up!! Tim; Ha! Maybe, but I could always write it on the inside of the base's toilet door!! Foreigner; 'Tis true, I can lecture all I want now, can't I?!? I fell in love with an old man with a skinful of pints on him earlier... he was so endearing, apart from the Guinness gas which I turned a deaf ear to. Nick; Yes I'm sort of my own boss, I'm a hackney who can only take calls for a cab company but the folks in there seem to be extremely sound people, so that's lucky. Xbox4NappyRash; Jeez you wouldn't catch me taxiing over there.. all those cycle/pedestrian/tram lanes freaked me out. Mind you that was probably because I was extremely caned at the time... Thriftcriminal; I knew I could rely on you! :) :) :) Camron; A little pee actually did come out there... that is EXACTLY what I'm looking for. Thank youp! Baino; :) :) Never heard that one before!!! It shall be used next time I get that drunken old man back in my cab. Doc; As a resident of Boggerland, Co. Wicklow, this one is most appreciated, and will be shared with all the Farmers John in this area. “For t’was himself” makes it! Fair play to ya, don’t mind that Sixty lad.

Roy; Thanks man! I’m quite liking this taxi gig so far. CB is EXTREMELY handy for the copper speedy-camera head’s up!!

Tim; Ha! Maybe, but I could always write it on the inside of the base’s toilet door!!

Foreigner; ‘Tis true, I can lecture all I want now, can’t I?!? I fell in love with an old man with a skinful of pints on him earlier… he was so endearing, apart from the Guinness gas which I turned a deaf ear to.

Nick; Yes I’m sort of my own boss, I’m a hackney who can only take calls for a cab company but the folks in there seem to be extremely sound people, so that’s lucky.

Xbox4NappyRash; Jeez you wouldn’t catch me taxiing over there.. all those cycle/pedestrian/tram lanes freaked me out. Mind you that was probably because I was extremely caned at the time…

Thriftcriminal; I knew I could rely on you! :) :) :)

Camron; A little pee actually did come out there… that is EXACTLY what I’m looking for. Thank youp!

Baino; :) :) Never heard that one before!!! It shall be used next time I get that drunken old man back in my cab.

]]> By: Baino http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2102 Baino Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:21:51 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2102 A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over a curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."The passenger, who was frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years." Okay . . oldie but it's clean! A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over a curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, “Please don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me.”The passenger, who was frightened, apologized and said he didn’t realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, “I’m sorry, it’s not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”

Okay . . oldie but it’s clean!

]]> By: Camron http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2101 Camron Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:14:26 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2101 Congrats on day #1! Q: What happens to a lawyer who takes Viagra? A: He gets taller. Congrats on day #1!

Q: What happens to a lawyer who takes Viagra?

A: He gets taller.

]]> By: Thriftcriminal http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2100 Thriftcriminal Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:51:54 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2100 Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve a Redneck Murder : 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records. Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve a Redneck Murder :

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

]]> By: Thriftcriminal http://www.cackaloo.com/2008/04/01/car-28-is-bored/#comment-2099 Thriftcriminal Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:50:58 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/?p=458#comment-2099 Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.

Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”

Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, What was her maiden name?”

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