Comments on: Gossip on Grandad

By: K8

K8 — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:57:53 +0000

TAT’s the bummer!!! I only support his efforts. Anyway, I told you- you don’t need to buy cigarettes anymore, there are stabbers in every nook and cranny of the house! Even the margarine had a stabber in it.

Toilet rolls are bad for the environment. I’ll stick to using my sleeve, thanks.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:23:12 +0000

So all your gossip is true, huh?

I’m smoking the odd shag hand-rolled in dire circumstances though

I had to go to the shop yesterday morning because between yourself and TAT, Herself had no cigarettes left. Yiz pair of bummers.

And you really out to buy a box of toilet rolls. You are beginning to smell. I didn’t like to say anything, but seeing as you brought the subject up……..

By: K8

K8 — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:15:12 +0000

Jefferson; I was a bit surprised myself - he didn’t even bring Tiddles…

Robert; Yes! Whatever you hear from the horses mouth, all my gossip is true with concrete witnesses.

Grannymar; I slapped a huge soiling charge on him for sneezing on my dashboard, too.

Brian; Dad doesn’t think too big. If he went to Buckingham palace, it would only be to fart in the guards faces to get a rise out of them. He has simple needs, bless ‘im.

Da; We hear you but we don’t believe you.

Baino; I used to use empty toilet roll tubes to smoke out windows - like that really works!
I haven’t bought a single box since, and have been doing pretty well, thanks! I’m smoking the odd shag hand-rolled in dire circumstances though! Starting yoga soon which might help with the jitters… How ’bout you?

Manuel; What about dog hair? He carries a lot of dog hair around with him somehow.

By: manuel

manuel — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:02:07 +0000

he could have come round my house …….smoking is encouraged…..

By: Baino

Baino — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:04:53 +0000

Thanks K8 . . .I sooooo hope that’s true cos it’s hilarious. I used to practice having a fag in the bathroom while the extractor fan was on until I realised it was a smoke detector. Whoooooaaaaaaha! *aka Keanau Reeves Matrix stle* I was majorly busted! No such worries now . . how goes your campaign to quit the nurrells?

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:51:50 +0000

Nobody, and I mean nobody kicks me out for smoking. I’d set them on fire if they tried.

By: Brianf

Brianf — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:16:40 +0000

I don’t believe any of yous’.
I still believe he’s in London conspiring with the Queen on how to cull more British tourists in Ireland.

By: Grannymar

Grannymar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:03:23 +0000

I suppose he wanted special Fambily Taxi Rates! I hope you took him the long way round and charged double.

By: robert

robert — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:01:14 +0000

He really got kicked out for smoking? Ha!

I can’t wait to hear what he has to say about it

By: Jefferson Davis

Jefferson Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:07:16 +0000

“Got kicked out of his room for smoking.” Ha! That sounds like Grandad. It’s a good thing he didn’t have his Uzi. He might would have unloaded on more than the staff.