Comments on: Relatives are time http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/ "I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking" Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:51:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Sam, Problemchildbride http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1456 Sam, Problemchildbride Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:09:31 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1456 Happy New Year, K8. Bananas and water before you go to bed. It won't help your liver but it'll help your head. The Celtic liver is a doomed and blighted organ anyhow - we may as well enjoy its downfall. Happy New Year, K8. Bananas and water before you go to bed. It won’t help your liver but it’ll help your head. The Celtic liver is a doomed and blighted organ anyhow - we may as well enjoy its downfall.

]]> By: Thriftcriminal http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1455 Thriftcriminal Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:07:52 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1455 Indeed, it was ted-like. Then the other's had to head off to work in the sugar factory. That was more wonka-like. Sorry I'm drunk, Happy new year! Indeed, it was ted-like. Then the other’s had to head off to work in the sugar factory. That was more wonka-like. Sorry I’m drunk, Happy new year!

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1454 K8 Sun, 30 Dec 2007 17:02:52 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1454 "My mother once farted and flew out the door" *penny drops* Gone with the wind!!! Classic :D “My mother once farted and flew out the door”

*penny drops*

Gone with the wind!!! Classic :D

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1453 K8 Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:47:21 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1453 Ha! Reminds me of Father Ted... you should've had a Riverdance dance-off! Ha! Reminds me of Father Ted… you should’ve had a Riverdance dance-off!

]]> By: Moosh Fer Brains http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1452 Moosh Fer Brains Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:18:33 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1452 Ha! We too were interrogated by police whilst minding our own business and checking out illuminated houses! My guess is he had to work on Christmas day and was just pissed off! Either that or the silly hats and electronic earrings gave us away as revellers. Ah Charades, we should have tackled that instead of Poker on Christmas night. My mother once farted and flew out the door . . much easier to guess than Grandad's effort! Making small children cry . . easy peasy. Just take their chocolate away . then give it back . . then take it away again. Losing poker . . what you lose on the swings, you'll pick up on the Merry Go Round . . or is it the see saw . . I forget cos I had too many Mickey Fins in the form of jelly shots on Christmas Day. Take away the toys and just let them play with the box they came in. Much lighter and usually more fun! Chin up, you've got 2 days to recover and it all starts over again on the 31st! And why do the Brits and Irish eat sprouts with Christmas dinner . . never understood that . . they're disgusting! Ha! We too were interrogated by police whilst minding our own business and checking out illuminated houses! My guess is he had to work on Christmas day and was just pissed off! Either that or the silly hats and electronic earrings gave us away as revellers.

Ah Charades, we should have tackled that instead of Poker on Christmas night. My mother once farted and flew out the door . . much easier to guess than Grandad’s effort!

Making small children cry . . easy peasy. Just take their chocolate away . then give it back . . then take it away again.

Losing poker . . what you lose on the swings, you’ll pick up on the Merry Go Round . . or is it the see saw . . I forget cos I had too many Mickey Fins in the form of jelly shots on Christmas Day.

Take away the toys and just let them play with the box they came in. Much lighter and usually more fun!

Chin up, you’ve got 2 days to recover and it all starts over again on the 31st!

And why do the Brits and Irish eat sprouts with Christmas dinner . . never understood that . . they’re disgusting!

]]> By: Thriftcriminal http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1451 Thriftcriminal Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:09:46 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1451 Ah, Making children cry on the big day is like shooting fish in a barrel. They have been brought to the verge of nervous breakdown by the intense bombardment of the December run up, advent calendars, ads, etc. I swore off pictionary after 4 of us in a caravan on clonee strand in waterford nearly commited a large messy homicide one excessively wet summer, when all we had was beer and pictionary to amuse ourselves. Ah, Making children cry on the big day is like shooting fish in a barrel. They have been brought to the verge of nervous breakdown by the intense bombardment of the December run up, advent calendars, ads, etc. I swore off pictionary after 4 of us in a caravan on clonee strand in waterford nearly commited a large messy homicide one excessively wet summer, when all we had was beer and pictionary to amuse ourselves.

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1450 K8 Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:09:09 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1450 Cat; I used my very unexpected loud angry tones with them which always scares small children into tears. It's not a very endearing quality, but effective when these small children are insensitive to their parent's needs to drink copious amounts of booze on Christmas day. I s'pose it didn't help that they were sent to bed at 6pm full of sugar! Brian; Poor diddums! I hope you're mending ok. Seems everyone gets sick at Christmas... self-induced or otherwise. Gaye; Cheers! Same to you, chicklet!!! Cat; I used my very unexpected loud angry tones with them which always scares small children into tears. It’s not a very endearing quality, but effective when these small children are insensitive to their parent’s needs to drink copious amounts of booze on Christmas day. I s’pose it didn’t help that they were sent to bed at 6pm full of sugar!

Brian; Poor diddums! I hope you’re mending ok. Seems everyone gets sick at Christmas… self-induced or otherwise.

Gaye; Cheers! Same to you, chicklet!!!

]]> By: Gaye http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1449 Gaye Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:16:05 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1449 Sounds like you had great time!!!!!!!! Wishing you speedy recovery from the traumas, guilt, alcohol and sugar overload. Kids are resilient I am sure they forgot about it as soon as they stopped crying. Here's to a WONDERFUL, HAPPY NEW YEAR! :) Cheers K8. Gx Sounds like you had great time!!!!!!!! Wishing you speedy recovery from the traumas, guilt, alcohol and sugar overload.
Kids are resilient I am sure they forgot about it as soon as they stopped crying.
Here’s to a WONDERFUL, HAPPY NEW YEAR! :)
Cheers K8.
Gx

]]> By: Brianf http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1448 Brianf Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:08:43 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1448 I was sick for Christmas. Get well soon!! I was sick for Christmas.
Get well soon!!

]]> By: Cat http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1447 Cat Fri, 28 Dec 2007 22:44:50 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/28/relatives-are-time/#comment-1447 <i>- I made two small Children cry on Christmas day because I felt like it.</i> How?! - I made two small Children cry on Christmas day because I felt like it.

How?!

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