Comments on: Cabbie K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/ "We're all naked underneath" Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:33:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Roy http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1393 Roy Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:27:11 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1393 Shame we won't be seeing you around Dublin , i look forward to some taxi tales though Shame we won’t be seeing you around Dublin , i look forward to some taxi tales though

]]> By: Baino http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1392 Baino Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:47:33 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1392 Aha! So that was the 'test' I wasn't paying attention. Well done! Do you have to clean spew out of the back seat? Now you can do all sorts of crazy things like pretend you don't speak English, go the long way round and triple the fare, jump cab queues and give the other drivers the bird, not turn up when I'm all dressed in me gladrags to go to a Christmas party then arrive late and abuse my children . . . oh and drive off while I'm still getting me bags out of the boot! Aha! So that was the ‘test’ I wasn’t paying attention. Well done! Do you have to clean spew out of the back seat? Now you can do all sorts of crazy things like pretend you don’t speak English, go the long way round and triple the fare, jump cab queues and give the other drivers the bird, not turn up when I’m all dressed in me gladrags to go to a Christmas party then arrive late and abuse my children . . . oh and drive off while I’m still getting me bags out of the boot!

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1391 K8 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:18:02 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1391 Gaye; Plank you :) I thankfully have no business with Dublin City. I HATE driving around Dublin. They should just pedestrianise the whole thing and be done with it. Nope, I'll be working in the Garden County - It'll be little old ladies and bags of shopping for me. Deborah; Thanks! That test-passing feeling is one of the greatest buzzes there are :) Thriftcriminal; HA! 2 minutes thanks to Brianf! I'm trying to figure out what icon I should have on my dashboard with the bobbly-head. Bob Marley? A plastic Jesus? Elvis? Should I aim high for the Bobble-head Ray? I just don't know. Brianf; YEAH! I'm gonna write this all over the inside roof of my cab with indellible marker. That should keep the fuckers quiet. Gaye; Plank you :) I thankfully have no business with Dublin City. I HATE driving around Dublin. They should just pedestrianise the whole thing and be done with it.
Nope, I’ll be working in the Garden County – It’ll be little old ladies and bags of shopping for me.

Deborah; Thanks! That test-passing feeling is one of the greatest buzzes there are :)

Thriftcriminal; HA! 2 minutes thanks to Brianf! I’m trying to figure out what icon I should have on my dashboard with the bobbly-head. Bob Marley? A plastic Jesus? Elvis? Should I aim high for the Bobble-head Ray? I just don’t know.

Brianf; YEAH! I’m gonna write this all over the inside roof of my cab with indellible marker. That should keep the fuckers quiet.

]]> By: Brianf http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1390 Brianf Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:08:28 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1390 All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take ‘em to Harlem. I don’t care. Don’t make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won’t even take spooks. Don’t make no difference to me.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

]]> By: Thriftcriminal http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1389 Thriftcriminal Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:12:26 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1389 Good job, well done. So how long did it take you to learn off the full text of Deniro's monologue referring to how someday a real rain is gonna wash the streets clean? As for the home made spring loaded wrist mounted pistols, well I doff my hat to you :-) Best of luck, may it all go swimmingly. Good job, well done. So how long did it take you to learn off the full text of Deniro’s monologue referring to how someday a real rain is gonna wash the streets clean? As for the home made spring loaded wrist mounted pistols, well I doff my hat to you :-)

Best of luck, may it all go swimmingly.

]]> By: Deborah http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1388 Deborah Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:05:47 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1388 Congrats K8! Well done! Congrats K8! Well done!

]]> By: Gaye http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1387 Gaye Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:54:57 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1387 K8 Giant Big Conga-Rats! "I think you are mad taking driving on as a job" Well, if you were in Dublin, that's what I'd say. I don't think I will ever drive as long as I stay in Dublin, everyone's mad and those that are not mad are either incompetent or have no intention of obeying the rules. You have immediately made the driver population better looking, well done! Wishing a wonderful new year to you! Gx K8 Giant Big Conga-Rats!
“I think you are mad taking driving on as a job” Well, if you were in Dublin, that’s what I’d say.
I don’t think I will ever drive as long as I stay in Dublin, everyone’s mad and those that are not mad are either incompetent or have no intention of obeying the rules.
You have immediately made the driver population better looking, well done!
Wishing a wonderful new year to you!
Gx

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1386 K8 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:28:43 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1386 Grannymar; Thanks ;) I'll send Puppychild up to you on her trike, she can give you a backer! She's my assistant. Robert; Thanks, I'm looking forward to bus lane useage! I'll be a good little driver. Very considerate of course. Unless the license takes over my brain, but I can't be held responsible for that. JackMcMad; Cheers! Maybe that's what they teach you how to do in training school. I'll be grand, I'll just ask me da for belligerence lessons. Bad Ambassador; Sure thing mon. I'm skint though... I'd put a passenger in the boot if I could get away with it. The light stays on, the fares are welcome! Xbox games don't buy themselves you know. Da; Can I call you a monkey's uncle? Grannymar; Thanks ;) I’ll send Puppychild up to you on her trike, she can give you a backer! She’s my assistant.

Robert; Thanks, I’m looking forward to bus lane useage! I’ll be a good little driver. Very considerate of course. Unless the license takes over my brain, but I can’t be held responsible for that.

JackMcMad; Cheers! Maybe that’s what they teach you how to do in training school. I’ll be grand, I’ll just ask me da for belligerence lessons.

Bad Ambassador; Sure thing mon. I’m skint though… I’d put a passenger in the boot if I could get away with it. The light stays on, the fares are welcome! Xbox games don’t buy themselves you know.

Da; Can I call you a monkey’s uncle?

]]> By: Grandad http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1385 Grandad Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:16:25 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1385 Can I call you a Cab from now on? Can I call you a Cab from now on?

]]> By: The Bad Ambassador http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1384 The Bad Ambassador Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:52:38 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/12/19/cabbie-k8/#comment-1384 Yay - but if you have a roof sign make sure that you turn it off at 2 o'clock in the morning when you have no passengers but no intention of stopping. Otherwise we will all go "Grrrrrr!" Yay – but if you have a roof sign make sure that you turn it off at 2 o’clock in the morning when you have no passengers but no intention of stopping.

Otherwise we will all go “Grrrrrr!”

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