K8 the GR8

Ed Harcourt – Something in My Eye

I was really annoyed at first. The arrogant old git. How dare he try a new hobby, work half-assed at it for a bit, then just suddenly shoot to fame?! He wins a prestigious award and signs a book deal within the same week? The cheek of some people. I’m starting to believe dad now, when he says he’s in league with the devil.

Then I saw the bright side.

I’m joining the ranks of Peaches Geldof, Lourdes Leon and Blanket Jackson! Yep, I get to ride on the back of my father’s fame, strutting around on red carpets without having to do anything at all! Second-hand fame really has to be the best, just ask Mzzz Beckam. I might even have a shot at releasing a clothes line!

Where will it go from here? Presidency? Global Domination? *GASP* The Oprah Winfrey Show?

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Here’s the follically enhanced freak himself!

But wait, who’s the guy behind him?! Why that’s Cully! Cully introduced Grandad to his first groupie, then bought us all a dose of Bolly!

His website got two awards, including the Grand Prix! Fair play t’them.

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I’ve to go now, and practice my catwalk pout.