B3n; sharks? Are you an evil genius? Do you have British spies dangling over the tank as we speak?

Da, is that a quote, or from personal experience?

Medbh: Yep, am seriously considering revising my interest in exotic pets.

Foreigner: No, but I was bitten by a terrapin once. Nasty beaky yokes, them. I’ve always fancied doing my weekly shopping with a real live snake wrapped around me though. Great way to get to the top of the queues…

Baino: I remember that post!!! I’ve seen only one pet snake, in the house of a girl I worked with once. It was in it’s tank, apparently still a baby, yet it was 3 ft long! She showed me it’s frozen dinners too. A bag of knarly baby pink mice. Ick.

Sam: Hehe, too true. There has to be a rude joke in here somewhere… well surprised no dirty feckers have mentioned erect snakes yet.

Snake tastes a lot like chicken they say. If I were in there I’d launch a preemptive attack. A snake in the pan is worth two in the bed.

Snakes are right bastards. Especially ones in the grass. And especially ones in the bed.

Still a bit baffled about “loving a snake” bit though. They’re not particularly cuddly as far as I know.

Have you ever been bit by turtle btw? Ouch!