Comments on: Car Wars I, II and III.

By: K8

K8 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:05:20 +0000

See that’s no good. They’re usually tucked ’round the back. And you really don’t want to piss a tranny off too early. Have you seen the state of fake nails these days? They’d rip you a new one!

By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:51:41 +0000

“I’ve never been in a bitch fight with a tranny. I wonder if they’re hair pullers…”

Who cares? You can pull their hair and kick ‘em in the nuts.

By: K8

K8 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:48:12 +0000

I would’ve loved to have seen that, Baino! Loads of potential chicken dinners squawking their way to freedom.. makes for a potentially excellent Pixar film :)

Daz, you should play a networked game of Age of Empires. I’d whoop your ass.

I’ve never been in a bitch fight with a tranny. I wonder if they’re hair pullers…

By: Brianf

Brianf — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:26:19 +0000

So if you get run in to by a transvestite would you jump out of the car and yell, “Fecking women drivers!”, or, “Dood, WTF?”, or would you get out of your car, see him/her and just start laughing and pointing?

By: Daz

Daz — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:59:21 +0000

By the way, why is nobody taking the piss out of Jordan for naming her new child ‘Princess’ in this bloggyweb?

Because I’m busy schooling Americans at Halo 2, that’s why.

By: baino

baino — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:43:44 +0000

Brian . . . serves you right for being stationary at the time!
Keep driving cos we can’t hit a moving target apparently

I’ve only ever crashed into a fence, a driveway light and a stationary vehicle at the stop lights. (In a brand new Cooper S . . .boy was I grounded for that one!)

HippyBro takes the cake for rolling a chicken truck . . .the freeway was alive with runaway chooks! “Run little chickens . . .run . . .”

By: K8

K8 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:29:24 +0000

Okay, okay. I’ll admit that I was once rear-ended by a girl who was rooting in her handbag. The car I was driving was totally unmarked, but her front bumper was screwed and all sorts of substances were flowing out of her engine. I let her away with it. (heh heh) That’s what she gets for driving a Punto.

I’ll also admit that for every boy-racer out there, there is a ditsy dora who has no idea how to use roundabouts and dual cabbageways, but in Ireland anyway, that’s purely the fault of the motoring associations who make you wait a year to do your driving test and then fail you. No driver’s ed for us. We have a good excuse for shite driving!

Well, they do, anyway. I’m an excellent driver. Should be doin’ the Grand Prix, I should.

By: Brianf

Brianf — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:55:43 +0000

Oh fuck insurance companies and the horse they rode in on!!
17 years old and a woman driving a full sized Ford station wagon T-boned me in my Fiat
30 years old a drunk woman ran a stop sign and crashed into my brand new 2 week old car.
Last August a 20 something girly felt it was more important to send text messages on her cell phone than to actually drive her car and literally drove over a friends son sitting at a stop sign on his Ducati.
My son Jimmy was about 4 years old when standing in line to check out at a store felt the need to announce to the lady next to him, “My Daddy says women shouldn’t be allowed to drive!”. Hahahahaha! I turned about 37 different shades of red.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:53:33 +0000

“Irish ladies would just give you the horn. So to speak.”

*sigh*

I disown this person. I blame her mother.

By: K8

K8 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:47:35 +0000

I’vw a mate who was a courier in Dublin. When people edged or clipped him, he’d chase them and flick chewing-gum in their window. He was the Ying-Yang sort.

Yeah, but the only people that run into you, daddyo are boys on bicycles and spanish women. They don’t count. I can’t vouch for them. Irish ladies would just give you the horn. So to speak.