K8
Jul 20th, 2007
Jul 20th, 2007
Domestic psychology - How to annoy your man in two easy steps
“Step away from the sink!”
“But you told me to wash up!”
“I don’t want you to do the washing up, I want you to want to do the washing up.”
“RRRrrghh… there’s just no pleasing you!”
“You’re just sore because of a deep-seated anxt rooting from the fact that your mother put salt on your porridge as opposed to sugar, metaphorically speaking.”
“Shut your hole.”
(Stolen from Convict)