Grannymar, I’d call the guards, wow them with my accurate deduction as to time and cause of death from insect activity and trauma marks, then I’d apply for a job as a free-lance crime scene investigator.
Or I might mess with the evidence to make the body look like a dead alien.
Or I might use my evidence to discover who murdered and dumped the body, then blackmail the perpetrator into sending me wads of cash.
Or I’d run home, return with a camera and post a photo of the body on my blog to gross everyone out.
Or I’d just run home crying.