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5 Responses to “Little known fact about K8 the Gr8 #1”

  1. SID UNITED KINGDOMon 16 Jun 2007 at 6:57 pm

    Well if you find can I poke them with a stick?

  2. Grannymar UNITED KINGDOMon 16 Jun 2007 at 7:24 pm

    What would you do if you found a dead body?

  3. K8 UNITED KINGDOMon 16 Jun 2007 at 8:35 pm

    SID, sure thing, but you’d have to pay for postage and supply the stick yourself.

    Grannymar, I’d call the guards, wow them with my accurate deduction as to time and cause of death from insect activity and trauma marks, then I’d apply for a job as a free-lance crime scene investigator.
    Or I might mess with the evidence to make the body look like a dead alien.
    Or I might use my evidence to discover who murdered and dumped the body, then blackmail the perpetrator into sending me wads of cash.
    Or I’d run home, return with a camera and post a photo of the body on my blog to gross everyone out.
    Or I’d just run home crying.

  4. baino AUSTRALIAon 17 Jun 2007 at 5:11 am

    I keep an eye out for snakes and cobwebs . . . they usually find me first.

  5. K8 UNITED KINGDOMon 17 Jun 2007 at 10:45 am

    Forests in oz would give me the heebie-jeebies!

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