K8 the GR8

This morning, puppychild learned that her own excrement is not edible.

Our dog learned that it is.

My kingdom for a Neuralizer.

10 Responses to “Important life lesson #1”

# Grannymar on 08 Jun 2007 at 1:33 pm

puppychild is growing up nicely!

Coal next it sharpens the teeth.
# K8 on 08 Jun 2007 at 2:00 pm

Interesting… might buy some cuttlefish too, for her claws.
# Granny on 08 Jun 2007 at 2:37 pm

When you were being toilet trained and you did your first Mr Hankey, you wouldn’t let us flush it. “It’s mine. It’s my friend” you said, as if it were a Rembrandt.

Weird child

Weirder grandchild
# K8 on 08 Jun 2007 at 3:32 pm

Thanks for revealing that to the world.
# Grandad on 08 Jun 2007 at 6:07 pm

Hah! I remember that. You cried for ages after Ma flushed the toilet.

BTW, have you thought about feeding Puppychild with prunes? That way you save on dogfood. Talk about recycling…!
# Brianf on 08 Jun 2007 at 7:40 pm

Now there is a question for the ages.
Would ya’ eat poo?
# SID on 08 Jun 2007 at 10:39 pm

Where on The Scale was it?

I once wrote an essay on Coprophagia. Lovely.
# Dario Sanchez on 08 Jun 2007 at 10:42 pm

Mmmm … faeces.

The tapeworm eggs give it that extra oomph.
# baino on 08 Jun 2007 at 10:49 pm

We play a game when we’re bored . . . “Would you rather eat poo than . . . ” say . . swim in shark invested waters, or suck sick through a straw, or . . . .the possibilities are endless and disgusting.

mmm . . .that sounded better than it looks . . .we’re so mature down under!
# K8 on 09 Jun 2007 at 3:05 pm

Brian, Wouldye lick someone’s face afterwards?

SID: That would be type 5. Like eating maltesers. Thanks for the new word. I shall use it 10 times today.

Dario that’s gross.

Baino that’s gross.