Comments on: Pane in the ass http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/ "We're all naked underneath" Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:22:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-278 K8 Sat, 19 May 2007 01:19:33 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-278 Starlings in chimneys are quite the perdikament! They're loud, and kind of cold, seing as you can't light a fire. I once disturbed a wasp nest (how was I sposed to fkin know they build nests in logs?!?!) and got stung seven times within the space of 20 minutes. I was 6 months pregnant at the time and was totally convinced my baby would be born a superhero. Starlings in chimneys are quite the perdikament! They’re loud, and kind of cold, seing as you can’t light a fire.

I once disturbed a wasp nest (how was I sposed to fkin know they build nests in logs?!?!) and got stung seven times within the space of 20 minutes. I was 6 months pregnant at the time and was totally convinced my baby would be born a superhero.

]]> By: Dario Sanchez http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-277 Dario Sanchez Fri, 18 May 2007 21:50:47 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-277 Oh yes, and wasps are the work of Satan. They have no purpose other than sting and reproduce. Oh yes, and wasps are the work of Satan. They have no purpose other than sting and reproduce.

]]> By: Dario Sanchez http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-276 Dario Sanchez Fri, 18 May 2007 20:42:29 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-276 Because spiders live in webs. Webs are small enough to fit in the corners of rooms. Hell, if a pigeon's building in the corner of someone's house, they'd seriously need to get a duster or something ... Though we did have starlings in our chimney last year ... Because spiders live in webs. Webs are small enough to fit in the corners of rooms.

Hell, if a pigeon’s building in the corner of someone’s house, they’d seriously need to get a duster or something …

Though we did have starlings in our chimney last year …

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-275 K8 Fri, 18 May 2007 20:21:25 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-275 Céad míle fáilte MJ. Infomaniac eh? Why is it that you never see baby pigeons around? Answer that then, smartarse. Céad míle fáilte MJ. Infomaniac eh? Why is it that you never see baby pigeons around? Answer that then, smartarse.

]]> By: Dario Sanchez http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-274 Dario Sanchez Fri, 18 May 2007 12:31:43 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-274 Leave those spiderlings on the sills of your window or something. Without spiders we'd be tormented by flies. Leave those spiderlings on the sills of your window or something.

Without spiders we’d be tormented by flies.

]]> By: MJ http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-273 MJ Fri, 18 May 2007 01:45:05 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-273 Hello. That eejit SID sent me here. Hello. That eejit SID sent me here.

]]> By: K8 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-272 K8 Thu, 17 May 2007 09:44:53 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-272 eeeeeeeEEEEEWWWWWW thanks for the link. I now very much appreciate living in Ireland and not Huntsman territory. I really love the idea of spiders! I've read 'Charlotte's Web', they make lovely pets AND they're useful. I can't kill them. Besides, there are too many of them to spray, the poor customer would end up with a window pane covered in white powder! I will happily murder wasps point blank though. eeeeeeeEEEEEWWWWWW thanks for the link. I now very much appreciate living in Ireland and not Huntsman territory.

I really love the idea of spiders! I’ve read ‘Charlotte’s Web’, they make lovely pets AND they’re useful. I can’t kill them. Besides, there are too many of them to spray, the poor customer would end up with a window pane covered in white powder!

I will happily murder wasps point blank though.

]]> By: Baino http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-271 Baino Thu, 17 May 2007 09:10:46 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-271 Ah . . spiders schmiders. I have a technique to get rid of the big ones. Spray with Mortein spider spray then while they're bamboozled, thwack em with a thong. (Don't like to see them suffer). They can stay if they sit on the curtain rods and eat mozzies . . . head towards the bedroom and they're 'toast'. http://www.faunanet.gov.au/wos/factfile.cfm?Fact_ID=77 Ah . . spiders schmiders. I have a technique to get rid of the big ones. Spray with Mortein spider spray then while they’re bamboozled, thwack em with a thong. (Don’t like to see them suffer). They can stay if they sit on the curtain rods and eat mozzies . . . head towards the bedroom and they’re ‘toast’.

http://www.faunanet.gov.au/wos/factfile.cfm?Fact_ID=77

]]> By: Grandad http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-270 Grandad Thu, 17 May 2007 08:53:50 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-270 Bring a can of insect spray and give 'em a quick blast. It works very well. Mind you the hundreds of screams as they go through the death throes can be louder than the burglar alarm. Bring a can of insect spray and give ‘em a quick blast. It works very well.

Mind you the hundreds of screams as they go through the death throes can be louder than the burglar alarm.

]]> By: baino http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-269 baino Thu, 17 May 2007 02:16:14 +0000 http://www.cackaloo.com/2007/05/16/pane-in-the-ass/#comment-269 My alarm doesn't work . . .I have a large furry one that recently allowed a complete stranger into the house to change the water filter under the sink . . . licked him hello and goodbye then languished on my bed for the afternoon. Useless . . . At least your spiders aren't going to be 50 times their size by the time they're three months old! I have a technique - spray them quickly with highly toxic Mortein spider spray then thwack 'em with a rubber thong - I don't want them to suffer but I don't want them crawling over me in the night! http://www.mdavid.com.au/spiders/huntsmanfear.html My alarm doesn’t work . . .I have a large furry one that recently allowed a complete stranger into the house to change the water filter under the sink . . . licked him hello and goodbye then languished on my bed for the afternoon. Useless . . .

At least your spiders aren’t going to be 50 times their size by the time they’re three months old! I have a technique – spray them quickly with highly toxic Mortein spider spray then thwack ‘em with a rubber thong – I don’t want them to suffer but I don’t want them crawling over me in the night!

http://www.mdavid.com.au/spiders/huntsmanfear.html

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